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Some Telephone History

After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year,Massachusetts scientists found traces of copper wire dating back1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestorsalready had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Massachusetts Pilgrims, in the weeks thatfollowed, Michigan scientist dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortlythere after headlines in the Kalamazoo newspapers read:"Michigan archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year copperwire and have concluded that their ancestors already had anadvanced high-tech communications network a thousand yearsearlier than the Massachusetts Pilgrims."

One week later, The Huntsville, Alabama Observer reported the following:"After digging as deep as 5000 meters in NorthernAlabama, scientists have found absolutely nothing. They havetherefore concluded that 5000 years ago Northern Alabama inhabitantswere already using wireless technology."

GO HUNTSVILLE!