Friday, May 15, 2009

Six married men will be dropped on an island

with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports

and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids;

keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,

and complete science projects, cook,

do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives,

and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment,

a dentist appointment

and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled

and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or

cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television

when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs,

wear makeup daily,

adorn himself with jewelry,

wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,

keep fingernails polished

and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks,

the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps,

back aches, and have extreme,

unexplained mood swings

but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings,

church, and find time at least

once to spend the afternoon at the park

or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids

each night and in the morning,

feed them, dress them,

brush their teeth

and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the s ix weeks,

and each father will be required to know

all of the following information:

each child's birthday,

height, weight,

shoe size,

clothes size and

doctor's name.

Also the child's weight at birth,

length, time of birth, and length of labor,

each child's favorite color, middle name,

favorite snack, favorite song,

favorite drink, favorite toy,

biggest fear and what they

want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if...

he still has enough energy to be intimate

with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,

he can play the game over and over

and over again for the next 18-25 years

eventually earning the right

To be called Mother!

After you get done laughing,

send this to as many females as

you think will get a kick out of it and

as many men as you think can handle it.

Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed.

Shared with you from another mother!


Blogger AlabamaBrands said...

I'm sure I would fail this mission.

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